That last post was pretty negative. I find myself wondering if I should censor what I say here. I have a few Utah readers who probably know the people I know (it's a very small world chorally-speaking.) I don't name names, but if you live in Salt Lake, it's not hard to figure out.
However, what's the point of writing about how I feel if I don't say what I really think?
Some directors, like the one mentioned in my last post, wonder why their choirs don't survive and thrive. These are the stern taskmasters who expect miracles from choristers, be they newbies who haven't sung since high school, or are more seasoned singers who hold full-time non-choral jobs and sing as an avocation. These baton-waving starched shirts are set on glory! They want a 200 voice chorus and full orchestra and they want to perform Handel's Messiah with unseasoned voices in four rehearsals AND they want an audience of 1000 people cheering them on. (Spiffy run-on sentence, huh? I can do it again.) For these directors, it's all about THEM.
Hey, what happened to the music, dude?
So, let's talk expectations. Choristers want to feel successful, first and foremost. They want a good experience, both in rehearsals and in concert. So it's valuable to choose music that fits a choir's abilities. A first concert of Christmas carols at the local nursing home can feel wildly successful for a new community choir! Give 'em success and they'll keep coming back AND they'll bring you some tenors!
And lets face it, the least a director can do is crack a lame joke once in awhile. Jubilate's director has lame jokes up the wazoo! Sometimes they're so lame we have to stuff them back UP his wazoo! So store a few jokes in your arsenal and lighten up, if you want to keep a choir loyal and working hard.
And remember the music? Oh, yeah, it's NOT all about the director. Or for that matter, recording CD's or going on tours. It's about conveying passion and beauty to your audience with the most miraculous instrument on God's earth, the human voice. Voices weaving in, out, and through, creating astonishing harmonies and bonding people for a lifetime.
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